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Saturday, January 12, 2013

I'm an underwear cleaner

Have you heard of those maid services that clean half naked? Did you think it was so disturbing that somebody would hire someone to clean their house half naked? Well my hubby has one of those cleaning his house, and he probably does not even know it!

 My neighbors may know, but probably not too many other people know that I clean my house in a t-shirt and underwear. So its pretty much like those half naked cleaning services. And I have a few reasons as to why I clean this way.

First off, why bother putting on clothes that I will probably just stain with bleach anyways? Second, I spend a long time cleaning my shower and I get sprayed a few times in the process. I do not like sitting there cleaning my shower while I am wet, if I just have a shirt on I can wipe the water off and keep on going. Third, if I use a whole outfit to clean in, that just means two outfits I have to wash and I'll have to wash clothes more often.

Cleaning my house half naked makes my chores a little bit easier and take a little less time, and with two kids demanding food and attention all the time I need as much free time as I can get! So to all you judgmental people out there who think its crazy to have a house cleaner who is half naked.. Don't knock it till you try it!

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