Shit like this is why I never want my kids to leave my sight

http://gma.yahoo.com/blogs/abc-blogs/california-teacher-accused-putting-sleeping-pills-toddlers-sippy-100307808--abc-news-topstories.html

I hope everybody saw this story. This woman is fucking sick! If you can't handle watching the kids then quite your fucking job! Don't drugs somebody's kids because you can't handle it!!

Reading this kind of a story makes me want to never put my kids in day care or school until they are old enough to communicate with me what is happening to them. These poor parents noticed a change in their children and had no idea what it was from and of course it turns out that the teacher, the person watching their children was drugging them!

And of course the school did not take proper action when they found out. When do they ever? They are too busy trying to save their own asses rather than worry about how it affects the greater good! Its just disgusting! This kind of situation makes me want to baby cam my kids if they ever go anywhere without me or Mike. It should not be like this, I should not have to feel this way, those parents should not have to feel that way.

Things need to change. This is just fucking unacceptable! I'm so disgusted its not even funny!

To all the adults out there contributing alcohol and drugs to minors

Your disgusting.

I get it if your a parent and you allow your kid to have a drink at home because you know they are going to do it anyways so you would rather them do it at home. I think that is smart, you are monitoring your kids and I think in the long run that will work out better then wondering if your kid is out there drinking and driving. This message is not to you.

This message is to those people who are adults and are actually getting drunk and partying and encouraging underage kids to drink and do drugs and to sneak into clubs. You think your setting a good example for them? You think that what your doing is not fucking them up any more than they already are? Are you really that in need of attention that you will do that with a kid? Be a better role model!

Just wait until you have kids (or if you already have kids), and they grow up to be a young teenager and some other adult takes them out drinking. What will you do then? Become a total hypocrite and get upset because someone else is poising your child's mind just like you did to other kids? I call that karma you stupid fuck! You think your kid isn't going to wind up like that? Chances are if that's the example you are setting for other kids that example will probably be the one set up for you.

So maybe next time you decide its ok to sneak a teenager into an adult club with a fake i.d. maybe you should think about how you would feel if that was your kid. And don't say that will never happen to my kid because if your immature and dumb enough to help teenagers drink, party, and have sex, then you'll probably be so stupid you wouldn't even know what your kid is getting into. And if that's you then I feel sorry for you because you and your child have a life of disappointment set ahead of you. And you are lowering the bar for the rest of society, so shame on you.

 

Your disgusting.

Couponing, Laundry, and Boogers

Well today will be the third official day I have been sick. Although the only real day I felt it was yesterday it started Saturday. But of course I can only let a cold keep me on my ass for so long before my chores catch up to me.

So today I will be cutting coupons, doing laundry, and of course wiping noses. Now I'm not an extreme couponer because I believe it is better to sit with and ignore my kids then to take on an actual 40 hour a week or more "job" just so I can stock up on hundreds of bags of dog food when I don't even own a dog! I save where I can mostly on diapers and formula and stuff like that. But every little bit counts! I am however an extreme laundrier because I feel like laundry piles up so fast I'm doing it in my sleep. And as for wiping boogers goes I guess I need a little practice there because there are a few raw noses in this house-mine included.

 

Hemorrhoids

I never in my life had a hemorrhoid before I got pregnant with Tyler. I barely even knew what they were! Now I get them all the time even when I am just standing there!

When people tell you kids ruin your body they are not kidding! No matter what I do I can't get rid of these damn things! I'm not a forceful bathroom user and I'm not constantly sitting so I'm not doing anything to provoke them but they just keep coming.

If you are interested in having kids be warned that this could be your life from then on. I'm sure at some point I'll have to see a doctor about this but until then I get to deal with the discomfort while doing all my daily activities. Yey!

Oh and if you found this post disturbing then maybe you should have stopped at the tittle hemorrhoids. Because really what person could actually talk about hemorrhoids and not make it disturbing? I'm just explaining my discomfort hoping that other moms know what I am talking about and maybe they have a recommendation for a doctor or something? :)

I'm an underwear cleaner

Have you heard of those maid services that clean half naked? Did you think it was so disturbing that somebody would hire someone to clean their house half naked? Well my hubby has one of those cleaning his house, and he probably does not even know it!

 My neighbors may know, but probably not too many other people know that I clean my house in a t-shirt and underwear. So its pretty much like those half naked cleaning services. And I have a few reasons as to why I clean this way.

First off, why bother putting on clothes that I will probably just stain with bleach anyways? Second, I spend a long time cleaning my shower and I get sprayed a few times in the process. I do not like sitting there cleaning my shower while I am wet, if I just have a shirt on I can wipe the water off and keep on going. Third, if I use a whole outfit to clean in, that just means two outfits I have to wash and I'll have to wash clothes more often.

Cleaning my house half naked makes my chores a little bit easier and take a little less time, and with two kids demanding food and attention all the time I need as much free time as I can get! So to all you judgmental people out there who think its crazy to have a house cleaner who is half naked.. Don't knock it till you try it!