12 things I do just to bother my kids (so they would say)

1. Set a bedtime
2. Enforce bedtime
3. Not let them have candy for dinner
4. Ask them to be quiet while I'm on the phone
5. Request that they not pee on my floors
6. Make them get dressed each morning
7. Demand they stop hitting and kicking each other
8. Make them try each type of food on their plate before they can have something else
9. Ask them to not run away when I open the door of the house or car
10. Tell them to put their dirty dishes in the sink
11. Say because I said so just because I was tired of answering their repeating questions
12. Push them to the side of the bed when they climb in my bed in the middle of the night