You know those people who have to answer their front door with it cracked open and their head is sideways so the rest of their body can stay behind the door to keep it closed because they have a pet that might escape? Yeah, that's me. Except I don't have any pets! Just 2 kids It's like the second the front door opens they shoot for it and try to see who it is and then once they see that then they decide it's time to escape. I have to push Lil back like a dog because she tries to squirm through to get out.
If the front door is left open you bet your ass she will run down the end of the street like a dog and you have to chase her down. And she runs fast so it's like chasing a friggin dog!
I mean they are good kids but what the hell? Is the stop sign surrounded by poop at the end of the road that interesting? Is going over there to take a squat to claim her territory? She is caught everytime so wouldn't you assume she would have learned not to run away by now? You'd think so right? Well apparently not. Maybe I should just get her a shock collar so she gets shocked if she leaves the property. But in sure there would be a day when we were in a hurry and I forgot to take the collar off her. Now that. THAT would be funny.
No of course I wouldn't actually do that to my kid... Or would I?
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