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Thursday, March 13, 2014

20 things Mike does that drives me crazy

1. Leaves dishes on the counter or in the sink
2. When helping kids clean up toys he doesn't take the extra time to put it all away where it goes he just throws it in the black whole that is their toy box.
3. Instead of getting in the shower and spraying it down which would take like 5 seconds he has to let me know when the shower is getting disgusting
4. I never hear anything about his work or what happened during the day from him, it always second hand from another family member if it was a bad day
5. I have to ask him for cash we I need money and if I forgot to ask that morning I am out of luck for the day
6. He cant stand sleeping in the bed with me because I roll around a lot
7. He snores
8.He notices and comments when the house is dirty but not when its clean
9. He doesn't replace the toilet paper in the container above the toilet if the first roll runs out
10. He doesn't put things away where they are supposed to go he just leaves them on the counter because its convenient for him
11. He doesn't cook
12. He hardly ever takes out the trash
13. He is terrible at recycling
14. He never tells me when he needs something from the store until after I have gone shopping and I'm home
15. He leaves empty boxes of cereal and such in the pantry so I don't know he needs new stuff
16. He eats my snacks
17. He doesn't like my cooking half of the time
18. He doesn't like most of the same shows that I do
19. He harasses me about my irritating throat clearing
20. He farts and its ok but if I do it then its disgusting

Yeah I know some of these things are stupid but it can still tick me off!

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