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Thursday, August 1, 2013

Anti mom- SHE had a baby?

Ever see one of those skinny girls who you envy for their amazingly hot body and then find out they had a baby and your are that much more pissed cause you know there is no way your body can bounce back like that...well I'm one of those girls. Just kidding!

While I may have lost the weight easily I sure as hell don't look like I did before I had a kid, and even then I didn't have the best body, but it was totally better than this. I remember before I had kids, and each time I was pregnant, seeing someone who I totally completely hated because of how they looked after they had a kid. I mean how in the hell do you get a six pack after you have a kid? I can't even seem to stop the food cravings and the overeating that came with my pregnancy let alone find the strength to workout!

If you are one of those people who I envy because of your post pregnancy body than please, I urge you to cover that shit up. All your doing is making other women who don't look like you feel bad. Not everybody has great genetics or has 5 hours each day to dedicate to working last nights dinner off of their ass! So just put that shit away!
 

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