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Thursday, July 11, 2013

Antimom Thursday-you sure you wanna do this?

To all of you out there who have not yet had a child I urge you to think about this carefully before you decide you want a baby because it is very possible you could end up with a Lily. I should start taking videos of her and posting them on here so you can see what I mean.

Sure she is cute and can be sweet but she seems to be extremely bipolar. 'Im sure it's very common in kids. I have seen tons of kids to the head thrashing when they are pissed it's something they do cause well they are crazy. But Lily is like the whip cream cherry and nuts on top of a crazy shit storm Sunday. As I type this she is thrashing around on the floor and screaming like someone just ripped a limb from her body. Why you ask is she doing this. Well I'm not sure.

This is how it started...She loves shoes, she brought me one of Tyler's shoes to put on her foot, I put it on. Then about ten min later I brought her in the room to change her outfit and her diaper. That's when the fit started because I had to take the shoe off. I had to fight her screaming and thrashing body to change het diaper and her outfit. Then I put the shoe back on like I promised her and she stopped crying and thrashing. I even found it's mate and put it on her other foot, well that set her off again and she went back into her screaming thrashing fit. She followed me around the house screaming and banging her head because of whatever it is I did wrong. She took both shoes off and was still doing it. Then after I ignored her she finally stopped.

My guess is that she only wanted one show on. I can't be sure though and I will never know cause it's not like she can explain it to me yet. No I do have an extreme case of a crash kid. But it is just as possible for you to wind up with a crazy kid like that.

I should start lending her out to people who don't have kids so they can experience first hand what it is like to have a kid cause she plays all l aspects of what a kid could be from sweet Lil angel to psychotic devil. Maybe I'll start posting videos so you all can see first hand what could very well happen to you. Especially if you had one of those parents who constantly told you they hope you have a kid worse then what you were as a kid. Well I had one of those moms. Thanks mom you got your wish. At least I can carry on that tradition with my kid!

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