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Thursday, July 25, 2013

Anti Mom- wait a second

There's moments as a parent that you hear a noise from in the other room and you just cringe. This can happen with pets too, so if you don't have kids but you have pets you know what I'm talking about.

You hear that thump that sounds oddly like a head hitting the floor, or that noise that sounds like water being poured out but you know better, well that's what I'm talking about. You hear that and then you just don't even want to know what's happening in that moment. Of course you know you will be dealing with it in about 30 seconds but for those 29 seconds before that you are comfortable not knowing what it was that was going down in the other room because you know it wont be pretty, and of course it never is.

But for about 29 seconds of your life you can live in total ignorance until your time is up. And then you get to walk into whatever crazy shit that just went down in the other room.
 

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