10 Things that happen when nobody else is looking

1. I let my 2 1/2 year old eat candy, and a lot of it!
2. Let my 8 month old lick the floor clean.
3. Leave them in a poopy diaper because I'm too lazy to change it.
4. Conveniently forget to feed them.
5. Throw out toys when nobody is looking.
6. Leave the sheet down so that after they pee the bed it dries so they can sleep on it later because it's too much of a pain in the ass to take the sheets off.
7. Hide from my kids just for the hell of it.
8. Pretend I didn't smell the poopy diaper so hubby thinks he found it first and has to change it.
9. Wait until a few minutes before hubby gets home to change the pee diaper that was hanging down to their knees.
10. Tell people we go to the park and out a lot when really we just sit at home and play games and watch TV.